Seems like you are violating your own "Pizza Principle" by quoting the pizza icons as set by influencer and endorsed by the masses supporting that influencer, Portnoy, who DOES "make everything simple and the same" with his inane rankings, which of course, is #1 his preference, #2 what he has been told by others is the best and #3 what gets him clicks to monetize.
Other than his absurd "10 rating" of Monte's in Lynn, MA, which is, IMHO, was for reasons to help his locale, his favorites are basically pizza on a cracker, namely, Bar Pizza, his "charred nonsense" and his New Haven idiocy, which you and others seem to be influenced to believe by your post here and elsewhere.
Hysterically, this same influencer, who seems to be guiding you contrary to what you are defending, went to DiFara's on Ave J in Brooklyn, was served COLD slices of regular and Sicilian pies and stupidly, after one bite of each, said "yup worth the hype". I will tell you, I grew up on this pizza, it was me and my friends from 1968-1975 that helped Dominick stay in business, when most of the neighborhood liked Larry's on Ave M much better BUT because DiFara was in a more convenient hang out location, serendipitously he became the hang out spot and the more successful. Of course, the rest is history, when that midget, Bloomberg "declared it the best" in NYC and "yup, one bite of a cold slice" was swallowed by Portnoy's followers.
Further to the point, is he hyped up to a 9.3, Lucali's which is more like a Neapolitan pie that he so despises and denigrates with every bite, or his cracker on a pie at his overhyped rankings at John's (which YOU reference) or Ceres, or Luigis which is as much of a "Football Pie", albeit very good, which he never gives above mid 7s.
Point is you are endorsing, with your comparison, some arbitrary influencer who is artificially ruining some and pimping other pizza, locations based on his "simple and the same" criteria with his self-aggrandizing "char/undercarriage/flop/etc. BS, while invoking the "Pizza Principle", to critique the reviewers of gear.