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On the AR forum we have a joke of the day thread, so I figured I would try to start things up here-
I don't have any new jokes right now so I will borrow a few that I posted on AR
Little Johnny went to the mall with his Grandpa. Johnny got separated from his Grandpa and started crying. A security guard found Johnny and asked him if he was lost. Johnny told him he was with his Grandpa. So the guard ask's him- "what is you Grandpa's name" and Johnny replies- "His name is Grandpa" and then he starts crying again. So the guard consoles Johnny and says- Don't worry we will
find your Grandpa. what's your Grandpa like?" Johnny looks up at him and says-
"Grandpa likes Jack Daniels and Women with big boobs!"
2 Cannibals were eating a Clown. One Cannibal looks at the other and says-
"Does this taste funny to you?"
I don't have any new jokes right now so I will borrow a few that I posted on AR
Little Johnny went to the mall with his Grandpa. Johnny got separated from his Grandpa and started crying. A security guard found Johnny and asked him if he was lost. Johnny told him he was with his Grandpa. So the guard ask's him- "what is you Grandpa's name" and Johnny replies- "His name is Grandpa" and then he starts crying again. So the guard consoles Johnny and says- Don't worry we will
find your Grandpa. what's your Grandpa like?" Johnny looks up at him and says-
"Grandpa likes Jack Daniels and Women with big boobs!"

2 Cannibals were eating a Clown. One Cannibal looks at the other and says-
"Does this taste funny to you?"

A man carrying a pig walks into his bedroom where his wife is resting and says "Here's the fat pig that I have been sleeping with". His wife then looks up at him and says "you've been sleeping with that pig?" The man replies "shut up, I wasn't talking to you".
Bada Bing!
So this guy is in bed with his wife and she says to him "Have you slept with any other women while we have been married". He replies No, all the others kept me up all night".
There was a man who was stranded on a desert island with his German Shepard and a Sheep. A year goes by and the guy can't stop thinking about sex. Thinking that he was never going to get off the island he starts thinking about the sheep. One day he can't take it any more and he decides that he is going to do the poor sheep. But every time he gets near the sheep the dog growls and snaps at him. After a few months of trying he finally gives up.
Then, one day there is a fierce storm and when it clears he looks out into the ocean and see's a Yacht sinking and a woman floundering in the water. So he swims out into the ocean and pulls her to the saftey of shore. He looks down at her and she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She looks up and him and calls him a hero says thank you for saving me. I'll do any thing you ask of me. So the guy looks down at her and says "come to think of it, can you take the dog for a walk for about 30 minutes.
Bada Bing!
So this guy is in bed with his wife and she says to him "Have you slept with any other women while we have been married". He replies No, all the others kept me up all night".

There was a man who was stranded on a desert island with his German Shepard and a Sheep. A year goes by and the guy can't stop thinking about sex. Thinking that he was never going to get off the island he starts thinking about the sheep. One day he can't take it any more and he decides that he is going to do the poor sheep. But every time he gets near the sheep the dog growls and snaps at him. After a few months of trying he finally gives up.
Then, one day there is a fierce storm and when it clears he looks out into the ocean and see's a Yacht sinking and a woman floundering in the water. So he swims out into the ocean and pulls her to the saftey of shore. He looks down at her and she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She looks up and him and calls him a hero says thank you for saving me. I'll do any thing you ask of me. So the guy looks down at her and says "come to think of it, can you take the dog for a walk for about 30 minutes.
