iPhone X

Ha!

Actually, Apple said that your eyes have to be open and you can not just hold the phone in front of someone to unlock it. :P



Word of advice to Married men, don't buy the new iPhone X, because when you fall asleep, your wife can unlock your phone by simply placing it in front of your face, then she can see everything inside! :disbelief::disbelief::disbelief:


But, there's no way for you to check on your wife's new phone, because she has removed all her makeup and the phone won't recognize her :woot::woot::woot:
 
Well, the way I see it is that I replace my $3000 Mac every couple of years, so I don't mind replacing a $1000 phone every year. And at this point, the phone is as useful, if not more, to me, than the computer!
 
I wonder, if the iPhone X would be usable for some woman:

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Would she even be able to unlock it in the morning, with no makeup ? Maybe there should be 'makeup' and 'nomakeup' settings to unlock.
 

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The stock market is reacting to Apple's Meh-X phone. I had a stop limit set at $160. It's now hovering at $152 and heading down.

Steve Jobs is turning over in his grave. Steve made things exciting (although some products were truly flops). Tim Cook is about as exciting as watching paint dry. The sizzle is fading.


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I had a Samsung S8+ until it got knicked while I was on a plane last month. Now I'm back using my old iPhone 6s and it has way less functionality compared to the S8+. Screen is not as big, as sharp and photos are mediocre. The only thing stopping me now is I use all Macs. Has Android managed to seamlessly back up with Macs? I didn't back up my samsung as a result and that was a big mistake. Now I look at the Note 8 and it much better and impressive even the iPhone X. Really iPhones have become boring but if I stick with Macs do I need to go back to the iPhone? Android and Mac users anyone?

howie
 
Apple no longer means innovation sadly. I dumped everything I had in them a long time ago. Wait till it hits 100, then watch it go to 80 is my bet; especially if they don't overturn their ecosystem as quickly as their competitor, Samsumg.

MacBook's are great -- but they can be a TON better. Apple has stopped listening to the market which made them and that's the professional graphics industry. Video as well. They've turned their backs on them all and everyone is jumping ship to PC for the pure power and flexibility.

Very sad indeed.
 
That's some Hollywood makeup job. @ALL-Guys/Men: Be warned, women are deceptive. Get their masks off and you never know what you're going to take home :) LOL (JK for all the women out there -- just making fun of makeup; please don't flame me).


Is that really the same person?
 
The stock market is reacting to Apple's Meh-X phone. I had a stop limit set at $160. It's now hovering at $152 and heading down.

Steve Jobs is turning over in his grave. Steve made things exciting (although some products were truly flops). Tim Cook is about as exciting as watching paint dry. The sizzle is fading.


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Mike, I feel your pain. I was thinking of selling 1/4 of my Apple stock to finance new home expenses and then, poof, its $14 off its high.

The tax reform that never happened is not helping. I think Apple is parsimonious with dividends but then most of its cash is overseas.
 
I bought in at $96 and kept changing my stop limit. When it hit $162 ish, I changed my stop limit from $150 to $160. Then I saw it triggered a few days ago. Phew!


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The stock market is reacting to Apple's Meh-X phone. I had a stop limit set at $160. It's now hovering at $152 and heading down.

Steve Jobs is turning over in his grave. Steve made things exciting (although some products were truly flops). Tim Cook is about as exciting as watching paint dry. The sizzle is fading.


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the meh-8 phone i think. the X reviews really haven't surfaced yet and will be a month away.

i died laughing when Cook said today several stores are "sold out" of the 8. there isn't a line to be had even in NYC.
 
Apple no longer means innovation sadly. I dumped everything I had in them a long time ago. Wait till it hits 100, then watch it go to 80 is my bet; especially if they don't overturn their ecosystem as quickly as their competitor, Samsumg.

MacBook's are great -- but they can be a TON better. Apple has stopped listening to the market which made them and that's the professional graphics industry. Video as well. They've turned their backs on them all and everyone is jumping ship to PC for the pure power and flexibility.

Very sad indeed.

Apple was hardly ever about innovation. None of their groundbreaking products were really innovations per se. They were revolutionary because they took existing technologies and made them easy to use, stable and conveninent.

MP3 players were dime-a-dozen when the iPod came out. See what it did to that market.

People were doing tablets for years, and Apple was, again, a late comer. See what the iPad did to that market.

Skype was doing video calls forever, and then Apple did Facetime. I haven't logged in Skype for years now.

I could go on and on. Touch ID? Done before. Even the face recognition thing was done before, but most likely, not done BETTER.

I don't have Apple stock, but it's well known that the stock dives right after ANY announcement, even during Steve's tenure. Apple has never, and likely will never match the expectations of the market, as the stock surges in the weeks before an announcement, and is subsequently adjusted later.

If you have stock, wait until they announce the next financial results, as the stock should bounce right back.
 
Is that really the same person?

Bud.......That photo reminds me of the lyrics to Confederate Railroad's "Trashy Women"

You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said, "Well, pardon us, son, she ain't no kid!
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Pardon wig!"
I said, "I know it, Dad. Ain't she cool! That's the kind I dig!"


 
Apple was hardly ever about innovation. None of their groundbreaking products were really innovations per se. They were revolutionary because they took existing technologies and made them easy to use, stable and conveninent.

MP3 players were dime-a-dozen when the iPod came out. See what it did to that market.

People were doing tablets for years, and Apple was, again, a late comer. See what the iPad did to that market.

Skype was doing video calls forever, and then Apple did Facetime. I haven't logged in Skype for years now.

I could go on and on. Touch ID? Done before. Even the face recognition thing was done before, but most likely, not done BETTER.

I don't have Apple stock, but it's well known that the stock dives right after ANY announcement, even during Steve's tenure. Apple has never, and likely will never match the expectations of the market, as the stock surges in the weeks before an announcement, and is subsequently adjusted later.

If you have stock, wait until they announce the next financial results, as the stock should bounce right back.

Off the top of my head I would guess in actual dollars I have made as much from my Apple stock as I have from all of my others equities combined. Thank you Apple. :D
 
Back to the devices: from 7 onwards all iPhones will come with double glass, i.e. both front and back. Really bad idea, I’m not going there.


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