Myles B. Astor
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How About Some Humor?
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slowgeezr
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mauidan
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Husband goes with his wife to her high school reunion.
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.
There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moonwalking, backflips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.
There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moonwalking, backflips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
BruceLet
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Perhaps if Sparky had a sexual outlet…..
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There are 3 kinds of people in the world,those that can count and those that can't.
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Good to see you again
just dave
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Good to see you again
Hey bud.Yeah I've got a new job and I'm working a lot so I don't have much time for the interwebs like I used to.I still come here and lurk a little but not much here I have experience to comment on.
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mauidan
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Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have
so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have
so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."
octadyndude
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Great one :roflmao:
Dazza comes home from the pub and sees Sheila watching Gordon Ramsay's F%*#ing cooking show on the telly.
Dazza says; "What are you watching that shit for? You can't cook to save your life!."
To which Sheila replies; "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"
Dazza says; "What are you watching that shit for? You can't cook to save your life!."
To which Sheila replies; "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"
BobM
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Oh man. What part of the country is that article from? I want to be a salesman there - make a fortune.