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NorthStar said:
Yes James, but why did you decide to post it? ...It must had a certain impact on your conscience. ...And related to an actual real-life event(s), no? ...And that relation (your own personal connection) is what I'm truly curious about. :)
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Gee honestly I guess at a subliminal level I realize what the genus's of the world contribute to mankind makes my small contribution insignificant :audiophile:

james
 
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REPLACEMENT WINDOWS


Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that he had completed the work a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellooooo,…just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year. Hellooooo? It's been a year, so I told him they're paid for. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back.

I bet he felt like an idiot.
 
A man received message from his neighbor..

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night,
I am using when you are not present at home,
Infact I am using more than YOU are using,
I confess this because now I feel very much guilty,
Hope You will accept my sincere apologies!!

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message…














Sorry Sir spelling mistake… it’s not wife but wifi !!
 
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