Just when you thought you had seen it all....

Mike

Mike

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https://app.audiogon.com/listings/t...ion-gun-2014-05-01-accessories-22042-mosby-va

Note: this is the "hot pink version". :D

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That's sweet! Maybe you could use it to de-static your records too. I'm surprised he doesn't sell an aftermarket power cord for it.


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What's so funny?

It makes the frequency response of any system ruler flat and imparts a beyond analog sound to the music. It doesn't just take you THERE, it transports you and your music to the Twilight zone (interstitial dimension) where you can have a pleasant rap session with Elvis, Bob and Kurt.

A legal alternative to the stuff only legally available in Colorada and a few other states.

Mike, this is a SERIOUS audiophile MUST HAVE...a bargain at $10K, and the guy is only asking $135! AT Coconutaudio, they would be asking for $5K at least, so be grateful.
Any resemblance to any know blow dryer is purely coincidental.
 
lmao!!!!! they also sell this , and a few other goodies.
NEW!! Ultra Signature Version of The Clever Little Clock - now with Duracell Quantum batteries. $299. The Clever Little Clock improves the sound and video when placed anywhere in the room. Batteries are user replaceable.
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and these, who needs stillpoints. lol!!!

Customer Comment: "I'd like to say that the baby promethean isolators are amazing! I preloaded them with a slab of granite and my god the music just opened up in a huge way... so much so that I'm selling my audiophile footers that cost a fair bit more."
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dlb2 said:
That's sweet! Maybe you could use it to de-static your records too. I'm surprised he doesn't sell an aftermarket power cord for it.


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That cord is already SOTA...but you do need resonators to maxx it out. LoL

I am in tears here. Best thread ever!
 
Nightmare scenario...you get one for your system and your teenaged daughter uses it to do here hair! Aaarrrgghhh!
 
1) find everyday product familiar to everyone
2) apply creative new name, like "quantum vortex restabilization resonator"
3) with name applied, take product to high end audio room
4) be amazed at the expanded sound field, the lifted veils, and greater air around instruments (did I forget to say turn on the stereo?)
5) place ads on Audiogon
6) drink girly drinks with umbrellas while sun-bathing in Tahiti thanks to payments from audiophiles worldwide.

Why have I worked so hard all these years, trying to bring a real product with real value to the world? The recipe above makes it all so easy. Maybe I'm the sucker!
 
He's desperately trying to outdo his greatest contribution to the audiophile community: the $60 Teleportation Phone Call Tweak!

I don't have enough posts to leave a link, but google it for some genuine entertainment value. :D
 
This guy has made a lot of money selling nonsense like this. I see someone has already mentioned the Teleportation Tweak. You pay some ridiculous amount to call a number. They play a series of tones into the phone and it improves the sound of your audio system. This guy will vehemently and aggressively defend himself and he has some well know names in audio backing him up. I think our time may be up.
 
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