Aussie Vernaculars - True Blue

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Leading on from Joe's welcome thread....

Strewth! Blimey blokes! We're havin' a billy lid, bloody oath, she's up the duff! High risk an' all, didn't wanna post it on the bush telegraph yet. The Lady went to her gig this morning with a neat map of tassie and the doc had a captain cook. So far good as gold. The little sprog is already doin' cartwheels in there, could kick the arse off an emu. The missus and I will know in another 2-3 weeks if we have the full quid and pray the little joey is gonna make it past the Alice.
 
I need that Aussie to English translator app.


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Hahahahahhaha, love you guys but I'll never understand (fully anyway) :D
 
This will be close ...

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/



[h=3]Your Text, Dialectized (cockney)[/h] Strewff! Right! Blimey blokes! Right! We're 'avin' a billy lid, right, bloody oaff, she's up the bloody duff! Struth! 'igh risk an' all, right, didn't wanna post it on the bush telegraph yet. The bleedin' Lady went ter her gig this mornin' wiv a neat map of tassie and the chuffin' doc 'ad a captain cook. So far good as gold. The bloody wee sprog is already doin' cartweel in there, could kick the arse off an emu. The bleedin' missus and I will know in anuvver 2-3 weeks if we 'ave the bleedin' full quid and pray the wee joey is gonna make it past the chuffin' Alice.
 
Joe...Interesting concept. ^ Sadly the Aussie English dialect is being diluted and the witty diggers' vernaculars are slowly dissapearing to time with immigration and each new generation. There should be more preservation effort in music etc.

There is such a thing as "Aussie Redneck" also. It's harsh, crass, vulgar and full of lazy abbreviation and roll off. Also, amusing to listen to but often pitied because of the association with the permanent welfare demographic. The movie "Houseos vs Authority" is a good representation of that and the disintegration of the classic Aussie vernacular.
 
I've always had a chuckle at

"Train Smash"----Tomato Ketchup:P!

Bruce
 
bzr said:
Does this mean you're getting a Bose Steve?? :D
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No way! But I will a require a decent set of cans! Possibly a headphone rig...

For those that require a translation of the above. The gist of it is that we are pregnant with our first child. We are going to be older parents that happened to conceive naturally by the grace of God. A Noosa frolic actually. Given age, deemed higher risk, so our odds were in play.

Now ecstatic to have passed the 1st trimester with prenatal tests all indicating low risk. The latest ultrasound shows a normal pregnancy. :bananamouse:
 
...Oh, you do know that the little bugger will cost you 5 very hi-end stereo's :D :D :D
 
Congratulations Steve, we are all so happy for you three :yahoo1:God bless the little one.
 
Thank you very much for your best wishes. Let the music appreciation begin now. :)
 
Congrats Steve

If its a boy, your hifi will be safe. If its a girl, she will sell it after you kick the bucket :hey:

I have two girls. Their eyes light up when I show them the Discogs collection value range they can get for my records :wacko:
 
^^ Lol. I will find out next week. The Lady doesn't want to be told, so Audioshark will know before her.
 
Congrats Steve, and many blessed moments to come--An old wise Italian mate of mine once told me when he had his first Child--

"With a Boy I hava to think abouta 1 Penis---with a Girl I hava to worry abouta 20 :D !!"

Good Luck

Bruce
 
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