Thread: Naked and Afraid

I was flipping through the channels the other night and saw that. Bizarre indeed. I have to give these people credit for trying but I'd die out there.

Originally Posted by BruceLet

I would eat the other person by the third day.

I would too, but I'd try and keep her alive. Cue evil laugh.

If we can find 333 female members here at AudioShark; then they can put us all naked in any jungle they want and we'll survive, music or not. ...And we won't even be afraid!

But it may not be pretty Bob. Plus, I may have trouble finding a palm leaf big enough to cover my package

Originally Posted by joeinid

But it may not be pretty Bob. Plus, I may have trouble finding a palm leaf big enough to cover my package

You can have mine Joe, I won't be needing it!:p

Originally Posted by dlb2

You can have mine Joe, I won't be needing it!:p

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwweee. TMI.

Lmao guys!!

Originally Posted by joeinid

But it may not be pretty Bob. Plus, I may have trouble finding a palm leaf big enough to cover my package

That's ok Joe, don't be so afraid; I'm sure many of these female members would be real attractive young ones (you know, between 20 and 30 or so).
Your "package"; you won't have to be worry about covering it. ...It'll shine in all its splendor and grandeur! ...Just like a virtuoso.

Jesus Christie, why are there still some people so pubertal living in our modern societies! ...Clothes cost money; and we're all from the jungles anyway.

But hey, they built churches, they make clothing in Bangladesh, they get paid almost nothing, they worked in unsafe buildings, under unsafe conditions, and all for us, here living in the modern societies, where money is no object, and lives are dispensable.

We shure are a funny race, sometimes when you start thinkin' 'aboutit.
...So many things we got it all wrong!

Nothing's wrong in getting dressed, but no sleep to lose your pantyhose over about being naked either!

Anyway, look now at what kind of reality TV they show us!!! ...Before it was Ozzy, then the Kardashians, then Snooki, and now two naked people (a male man and female woman) in the jungle. ...What the heck it's gong to be next!

I tell ya; sometimes I think that TV all together was a very bad idea! ...But America needs their TV shows, with all the soap realities surrounding them; inside, and outside the courthouses, and with all those funny comedians talking about this and that, and trying to make sense of it all inside their own life!

Funny thing... I'm a huge fan of the Discovery shows and one day I was looking for the music to Graveyard Carz and came across all KINDS of dirt on a lot of the Discovery shows. Did you know Will, (Sons of Guns,) lost his Federal Firearms license? Did you know Graveyard Carz is filmed on a shoestring budget using Nikon DSLR cameras? (YouTube E17Ah3ak_hI I'm too new and can't post links yet.) There's a lot of info on American Choppers and Overhaulin' as well. I know as well as anyone that reality tv is anything but reality, but reading the backstories and behind the scenes stuff is really a blast. The A&E Storage Wars has lots of interesting drama behind it also...